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Thwarting Obama on Rapture Day
Jesus' General ^
| 5/12/11
| Gen. JC Christian, patriot
Posted on 05/14/2011 11:22:34 AM PDT by EarlPoteet
Edited on 05/14/2011 11:24:48 AM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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[Obama is] going to activate the Strategic Defense Initiative's space lasers and shoot the godly down. It'll be ugly...But those of us who have the foresight to wear mirror ball suits will survive. Obama's luciferian lasers will bounce harmlessly off our bodies as we arc gracefully into Heaven...you can shoot into God's arms safely, heterosexually, and in style.
Mod note: Unfortunately for the original poster, his claims of the effectiveness of the "mirror ball suit" were grossly wrong. The smallest setting on the Zot gun took him out in a flash.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: christian; obama; rapture; saturdayzotfever; tinfoilhatnotenuf; zot
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To: Brad's Gramma
Carrying on, let’s see what happpens!
*CRASH!*
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posted on
05/15/2011 3:20:07 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
*THUD*
sounds of sirens blaring in background...
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posted on
05/15/2011 3:48:25 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Where do YOU stand in your relationship with God???)
To: Brad's Gramma
Could be worse.
Could be hauntings caused by my coffee.
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posted on
05/15/2011 4:09:06 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: stephenjohnbanker
Yes, even though I zap them with lightning and razz them mercilessly, I’m a softy at heart. ;-p
To: SunkenCiv; All
The nutty who are here on Sunday can join the Facebook Public Event called Post Repture Looting. Over 738,000 people have already signed up for this event. ;-)
To: gleeaikin; martin_fierro
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posted on
05/21/2011 6:14:14 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
To: SunkenCiv; martin_fierro; All
The Post Repture Looting sign in is now up to 798,000. What, not even a 7.5 earthquake somewhere?
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