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To: freedumb2003

“Under what circumstances does a Dr. ask about the weapons...”

True story although a little TMI for some. When I was in labor with my first child, a nurse asked me about tattoos (none), piercings (ears only), etc... Then she asked me if I owned any guns. I was stunned and being in active labor, not really with it all the way. I asked, “you mean, in my vagina?” My OB/GYN laughed and laughed. The nurse got mad as heck. So, yes, this is a common question. My husband got to use a similar line when asked before a colonoscopy if he owned any guns. You can imagine his answer as to the possible location?


8 posted on 05/10/2011 3:19:25 PM PDT by momtothree
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To: momtothree

Sorry if my story offends anyone. It is true and I still laugh at it.


9 posted on 05/10/2011 3:21:35 PM PDT by momtothree
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To: momtothree

>>Then she asked me if I owned any guns. I was stunned and being in active labor, not really with it all the way. I asked, “you mean, in my vagina?”<<

My ex-wife used HERS as a loaded weapon, I’ll tell ya!

(I am LOLIRL!)


12 posted on 05/10/2011 3:26:56 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (osama gets 72 virgins. We get 72 versions...)
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To: momtothree

>> My husband got to use a similar line when asked before a colonoscopy if he owned any guns. You can imagine his answer as to the possible location?<<

“You can put that where the sun don’t... um, wait, you are doing that already...”


14 posted on 05/10/2011 3:29:02 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (osama gets 72 virgins. We get 72 versions...)
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