The only alerts I want is when Bloomberg steps down and Obama is impeached and removed from office.
Bloomberg is ridiculous horse’s ass.
The only problem is that the City will elect someone even worse...
...like Weiner.
Bloomberg is ridiculous horse’s ass.
The only problem is that the City will elect someone even worse...
...like Weiner.
Didn’t Bradburry write this in farenheit 411? all step out and look around?
The USSR did this too.
Life saving info soon to reach your cellphone:
“Fast food kills with sugar, fats, cholesterol and animal byproducts.”
“Wear your seatbelt.”
“Take time to meditate on any anger you have towards gays.”
With my patented, new PPT (Politician Prevarication Translator) device, that would read: "Mayor Bloomberg called the alerts a "quantum leap forward in shoving government farther and farther up your ass in every conceivable way until you choke on it."
So instead of teaching people to pay attention and be alert for emergencies, we actually 1. Make people more relient on Govn’t, 2. Not allow people to think for themselves. Yeah this sounds about right for America now.
Quantum: a discrete change in state so small that it took some of the most brilliant people of the 20th century to notice it at all.
If it is anything like the current system it will sound every time a child gets lost in Toys-R-Us or it starts raining and the station wants to go into Weather Emergency Mode. (It is odd how weather emergencies take place during normal program times but are nearly never important enough to interrupt a commercial. If a commercial is bumped, you know it is time to take cover.)
They've even started calling my home phone for Amber Alerts for a missing child.
Please report to your district Government Re-education facility in the next 48 hours.
17,000 NYC cab drivers receiving cell phone messages simultaneously. Isn't it illegal to use a cell phone while driving?
bfl
“You might want to choose a healthier restaurant.”
We also know that Bloomberg doesn’t know what quantum means, the dummy.
Big Gubamint Spam..
and there is no Opt Out.
So, since terrorists don’t have cell phones the populace would have the advantage of advance warn...wait a minute!
Whoopee.
They can’t even puff on a tasty Maduro in the open air of Manhattan.
Mommy and daddy government will now be able to give their charges safety warnings.
These people are insane. How has that freak Bloomberg lasted so long?