Life saving info soon to reach your cellphone:
“Fast food kills with sugar, fats, cholesterol and animal byproducts.”
“Wear your seatbelt.”
“Take time to meditate on any anger you have towards gays.”
“it has been noted that you may be trying to leave the city. Before you do this, think about your duty to support others”
And eventually it will be tailored to you:
"You're fat; you will not be allowed to buy anything with sugar or fat in it until you have lost 30 pounds."
"You need to go to the dentist more often; failure to do so will result in denial of your insurance claims."
"You exceeded the speed limit three times today; speeding tickets will be forthcoming."