Don't be absurd.
That's what overburdened taxpayers in a debt-laden state are for...
The other day, one of my youngins snatched something from another child. I told her that she should have asked. She said “I would have, but I knew she wouldn’t give it to me if I just asked.”
I told her that with that attitude, she’d grow up to be a democrat.
She looked at me in horror and said “I’ll NEVER do that!”