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If only the goats could talk
Posted on 05/04/2011 2:19:10 PM PDT by jda
Where are the goat whiperers when you need them?
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: goat; obl
It looks to me like the goats are getting out of Dodge - their life has undoubtedly been stressful these past few years, what with at least four men in the house. If only they could talk. Where are the goat whiperers when you need them?
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posted on
05/04/2011 2:19:17 PM PDT
by
jda
To: jda
whiperers --> whisperers {good help is hard to find}
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posted on
05/04/2011 2:20:12 PM PDT
by
jda
("Righteousness exalts a nation . . .")
To: jda
This thread will either get pulled or go to several hundred posts.
Either way it’ll be entertaining.
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posted on
05/04/2011 2:21:45 PM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: jda
They would have a lot of baaaaad things to say about Osama.
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posted on
05/04/2011 2:21:45 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Put Obie in a dress and call him "The Last Queen of Scotland".)
To: jda
“Free at la-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-st!”
To: jda
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posted on
05/04/2011 2:23:07 PM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: jda
The goat with the red spot on it’s back must have been a favorite. It’s wearing a necklace!
To: jda
Uhhh... aren't those sheep?
Just sayin'...
To: jda
They’re looking for their D-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d.
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posted on
05/04/2011 2:28:47 PM PDT
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: goat granny
Ping.
I don’t know. I thought it was about goats. ;-)
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posted on
05/04/2011 2:30:40 PM PDT
by
familyop
("Wanna cigarette? You're never too young to start." --Deacon, "Waterworld")
To: humblegunner
Naw! Just goats with hemorrhoids.
To: jda
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posted on
05/04/2011 2:48:02 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
To: jda
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posted on
05/04/2011 2:49:10 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: jda
Punchline to one of my favorite jokes:
He’s my daaaaaaad!
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posted on
05/04/2011 2:54:18 PM PDT
by
foobarred
(My post is less racist than your teleprompter.)
To: humblegunner
this poor goat has been used too much...the animals have 2 legs.....
To: familyop
Thanks for the ping, it might be sheep, could be goats, there are so many different breeds of both...there is a breed of sheep that looks just like the angora goats, including long wavy wool and not mohair...
To: jda
“Ah,....the silence of the goat.”
To: jda
Nah, nah, nah
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posted on
05/04/2011 3:35:02 PM PDT
by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: jda
I posted pictures of sheep, but called them goats, hoping to hide their identity, but some FReepers have unfortunately exposed their true identity. This will really inflame the Islamists and endanger the lives of those innocent sheep. Their blood is on your hands - I did all that I could!
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posted on
05/04/2011 4:07:40 PM PDT
by
jda
("Righteousness exalts a nation . . .")
To: jda
Sheep! If I wanted to see pictures of Democrats, I’d go to the DNC homepage!
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posted on
05/04/2011 7:33:50 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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