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Man in cow suit robs Walmart of 26 gallons of milk
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| Apr 28, 2012
| Liz Goodwin
Posted on 04/28/2011 9:26:34 PM PDT by tlb
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Over 300 story comments. One suggested instead of shoplifting, the charge should have been some sort of moooving violation.
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posted on
04/28/2011 9:26:42 PM PDT
by
tlb
To: tlb
Wow, I didn’t see that coming! /s
To: tlb
This thread may set a record for puns.
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posted on
04/28/2011 9:30:49 PM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(What's "My Struggle" in Kenyan?)
To: tlb
"Stafford County Sheriff's office spokesman, Bill Kennedy, tells us that he believes the cow suit did not entirely cover the suspect's face, making him easy to spot at the near-by McDonalds. "
really?
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posted on
04/28/2011 9:32:08 PM PDT
by
WSGilcrest
(Vocatus atque non vocatus, Deus ad erit.)
To: tlb; Choose Ye This Day; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson
OMG! Nadin has completely gone off the deep-end!
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posted on
04/28/2011 9:33:52 PM PDT
by
txroadkill
( We're sooooooo screwed!)
To: tlb
That’s udderly ridiculous.
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posted on
04/28/2011 9:34:32 PM PDT
by
dznutz
To: tlb
Cow stealing milk? Musta been a case of Mad cow. What udder madness.The suspect milked it for all it was worth cuz he skimmed 26 gallons.
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posted on
04/28/2011 9:34:41 PM PDT
by
Redcitizen
(In case of economic breakdown, make sure you have a case of Snickers candy bars.)
To: tlb; Slings and Arrows
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posted on
04/28/2011 9:37:10 PM PDT
by
txroadkill
( We're sooooooo screwed!)
To: tlb
Dont cows make their own milk? I suspect inebriation of some sort
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posted on
04/28/2011 9:40:50 PM PDT
by
Delta 21
(Make your choice ! There are NO civilians.)
To: tlb
Stealing milk! That’s COWardly!
To: tlb
Where was Charlie Sheen last seen?
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posted on
04/28/2011 9:59:44 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Who crashed the markets on 9/15/08 and why?)
To: tlb
To: tlb
Are we going to milk it for all it’s worth?
To: tlb
To: tlb
“trying to emulate cattle.”
ROFLMAO!
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posted on
04/28/2011 10:19:48 PM PDT
by
jocon307
To: tlb
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posted on
04/28/2011 10:21:34 PM PDT
by
Opinionated Blowhard
("The time will come when Winter will ask you what you were doing all Summer" -- Henry Clay)
To: jocon307
Why do cows have cowbells?
‘cause their horns don’t work.
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posted on
04/28/2011 10:27:08 PM PDT
by
Loud Mime
(Prayers for missing Marizela Perez. Prayers for her safe return.)
To: Opinionated Blowhard
I’m sorry but that sorry assed POS looks just udderly ridiculous in that cow suit.
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posted on
04/28/2011 10:30:32 PM PDT
by
VeniVidiVici
(The last Democrat worth a damn was Stalin. He purged his whole Party.)
To: tlb
Sounds to me like a gang operation:
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posted on
04/28/2011 10:33:22 PM PDT
by
Hunton Peck
(See my FR homepage for a list of businesses that support WI Gov. Scott Walker)
To: tlb
All puns aside, how did the guy get 26 gallons of milk out of the store? Did he put them in his cow suit? If he was crawling out of the store, could he still push a cart? Cows produce milk but this was a man. Bull?
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posted on
04/28/2011 10:47:02 PM PDT
by
stansblugrassgrl
(PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!! YEEEEEHAW!)
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