Dearest Orly,
My love, in the interests of a favorable verdict and to avoid contempt fines, please do NOT refer to the judges as
"Dirty Little Commie Motherjammin' Traitors in Obama's Pocket"
until at least the third day of the hearings.
Yes. Yes, my tasty little blini, I know they actually are Dirty Little Commie Motherjammers and Traitors Who are in Obama's Pocket. OTOH, visiting you in jail is not what I had in mind for our blossoming relationship.
Love,
see you for a cleaning and X-ray next week?
KB
Pass the note along for me Pauly? That's a good fellow. I just blush and stammer.