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To: RaceBannon
you might be eating meat offered to ALLAH!

It's not so bad if you look at it right.

If I eat some halal meat, I will indeed appropriately offer it to Allah the next morning.

I make an offering to him every morning! Plus a scoop of Rid-Ex every month.

Well, the Rid-Ex is more for the septic system actually...

6 posted on 04/22/2011 9:41:46 AM PDT by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: humblegunner

“If I eat some halal meat, I will indeed appropriately offer it to Allah the next morning.”

I agree that is the most appropriate offering. I checked; my seat in the throne room faces mecca.

May poop be upon allah’s head and piss be upon mohamed head. Many offerings a day.


66 posted on 04/22/2011 11:30:05 AM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again for our justification)
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To: humblegunner
Well, the Rid-Ex is more for the septic system actually... I'd hope so. That stuff would be a rather harsh laxative,IMHO.☺
80 posted on 04/22/2011 3:11:52 PM PDT by Quickgun (As a former fetus, I'm opposed to abortion. Mamas don't let your cowboys grow up to be babies..)
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