Wolves usually start the day off with a simple breakfast of oatmeal with raisins and perhaps a cup of cranberry juice. Most of the morning is spent serving as Big Brothers and Big Sisters to coyotes, teaching the coyotes to floss and finish their homework. Afternoons pass by quietly with the wolves reading nursery stories to baby elk and helping old deer to cross busy streets. They go to bed early, believing that ample rest is good for the soul. Wolves...the nice guys in the forest.
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