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To: mylife

Very glad it wasn’t closer!


33 posted on 04/12/2011 6:49:01 PM PDT by luvie (God is in control)
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To: mylife; NYTexan; BIGLOOK; GodBlessUSA; Colonel_Flagg; All

My brother sent an e-mail...just for a light note (if there can be one)

HOW DRY IS IT IN TEXAS?

It’s so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians (and Lutherans) are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

Now THAT’s Dry


34 posted on 04/12/2011 7:29:18 PM PDT by luvie (God is in control)
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