Posted on 04/11/2011 8:10:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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In Before Clint!
Wondering what I did wrong to be placed on a Ron Paul SPAM FRMail campaign? Two messages about the “good news” Ron is running is two too many! pings.
LOL! Ha ha. And you beat me too.
I got those over the weekend. I believe the spammer was zotted.
Good Morning, megaRUSHTELLSITJUSTLIKEITISdittos from Biggirl! PING!
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP.
It’s going to be VERY INTERESTING to hear Rush’s take on the budget deal.
I don’t mind once, but twice was overkill. lol.
Morning.
Hello, muffin.
I was rearranging my gnomes.
Idol pong
excellent piece from ANERICAN THINKER about how Trump has exposed the media for lies deceit and being willing socialist/marxists by not vetting Barry Steve whatever his name is
....just gotta hit DELETE another time.
(YAWN)
Only problem would be worrying about wearing the thing out, but that’s not really a concern with this Virtual stuff. (Unless you think you might have a touch of rheumatiz in the trigger finger......)
Any golf?
Hi.
Well well.
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