Always 10 birthday parties going on simultaneously, impossibly crowded, enforced party turnover, maximum stress level.
When a Ground Round went out of business in a nearby town, my wife and I played with the idea of opening a Chuck E Cheese, as the closest in existance is 20 miles away.
Before putting too much effort into it, we decided to pay a visit to the nearest Chuck E Cheese to see if it was still the place we recalled from our youths.
It took less than a minute to form our decision. We sure dodged that bullet.
Always 10 birthday parties going on simultaneously, impossibly crowded, enforced party turnover, maximum stress level.
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You left out “ankles bitten, cups overturned, trays dropped, food thrown, (add your own)”