Posted on 04/01/2011 5:21:30 PM PDT by mdittmar
Memo to Senator Reid:
“Kiss my grits! ... You treasonous bastard!” America may yet realize good fortune, if this worthless piece of excrement were to make direct contact with members of his neighborhood drug cartel...
AP, Las Vegas, NV —
Early this morning, a wandering band of undocumented workers discovered the head of Senator Harry Reid, impaled on a pike, south of Henderson, near the Arizona border. No other trace of the Senator’s remains was found.
Nevada State Police officials refuse to comment, pending further investigation; but high-level officials within the law enforcement community believe that a search for the corpse will be delayed at least until an official missing persons report is filed.
However, a reliable source within the department bluntly stated that “a search for his remains is unlikely, since Reid was such a vile contemptuous prick.” That individual, who spoke on condition of anonymity, further remarked that “Reid will not be missed by any of his constituents, since most of them reside in cemeteries, or else live in Mexico.”
Mr. Reid’s family has yet to claim the Senator’s detached head; however some of his Democrat colleagues have openly discussed having it stuffed and mounted on a plaque for display in the Senate wash room.
Republican colleagues stated that they do not expect much to change in the Senate with Reid’s departure, since most of the time, while he was a sitting Senator, Mr. Reid behaved and voted as though his head were not attached anyway.
Story developing... More at 11 pm.
Actually, the Tea Party is trying to pull all the politicians heads out of each other's rear ends. Harry, fortunately of unfortunately depending on who you're talking to, is a lost cause. He's stuck with his head permanently up Obama's rear end.
Maybe the tea party should work on something easier first.
With Carl Rove and Charles Krauthammer doing their level best to keep the old guard Republicrats in control, nothing’s going to be easy. They would rather see Chris Coons (an avowed Socialist) in the Senate rather than Christine O’Donnell, and they work with Democrat voters to keep MurCOWski as Alaskas RINO. I’m sure they’ll be backing the Collins and Snowe when they run again in Maine. We have to breathe more fresh air into the Republican Party in the primaries and then kick the DemocRATs in 2012 elections.
Reid giving the GOP advice - that is a laugh.
The GOP heeding it — that is a RINO
Thank you Nevada!
Hey dingy hairy, the dims should not be influenced by the unions and CPUSA. Deal??
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