I’m glad I didn’t read that before going to bed.
I’m putting DP in charge of the dryer situation, because the vent-cleaning company doesn’t open until 8:00, and I have to leave for the dentist at 7:45. I think he’s replacing a filling.
Why pay? Go outside with an extension cord and your Dyson. Fire that bad boy up and shove the hose into the dryer vent. In about two minutes or less, the object of your derision will appear in the canister of your vacuum.
Sorry about that!
Otherwise, would it make good story filler?