No deal necessary. Stop the spontaneous, ignorant and hypocritical opprobrium of other people's faiths and start making your own better, and you'll actually be doing Christ's work instead of carrying on like a hater. In case you missed it, He HATES haters more than anything.
Are you sure you don't want to tell me what perfect church you are attending? Saint Paul instructs us that we are compelled to do so. You were probably more in your element when you were making lame boner references.
There are none so blind as those who will not see.