Posted on 03/24/2011 11:09:38 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
A new poll shows that independent voters prefer Charlie Sheen to Sarah Palin for president of the United States. That might sound like an absurd matchup, but what if it actually happened? Meghan McCain on the historical campaign that could be.
The setting is the 2012 presidential debates. Following one of the biggest upsets in American political history, actor Charlie Sheen has secured the Democratic nomination for president over Barack Obama. His sold-out "Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour played to full houses in Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada, South Carolina—and he swept all those caucuses and primaries. The pundits call his campaign platform (WINNING!) a stroke of political genius.
On the flip side, after a long and brutal primary season, Sarah Palin narrowly beat out reality-TV star Donald Trump for the Republican nomination. In a surprising act of grace, she offered Trump the job of her running mate. If elected, in addition to governing the country, the duo will also appear on a crossover edition of The Apprentice: Alaska. The following scene is the opening debates between the two candidates with MSNBC host Rachel Maddow moderating:
Rachel Maddow: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our two candidates to the stage. Both of you are known for quitting your jobs abruptly. Why should the American people trust you with the presidency?
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Dem Dream ticket: Charlie Sheen for prexy and Sean Penn for veep.
I lIKE that one!!!
It’s a spring day. Seriously, are you so bored you couldn’t think of anything else to do than post the newest idiocy from John McCain’s monument to stupidity?
Did John Goodman and Artie Lange already turn it down?
A new poll shows that independent voters prefer Charlie Sheen to Sarah Palin for president of the United States.Meghan and Charlie probably discussed this during their last drunken sprees in Vegas.
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