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BOLIVIA VS. OBAMA
The Daily Gut ^ | March 22, 2011 | Greg Gutfeld

Posted on 03/23/2011 1:23:58 PM PDT by presidio9

So Evo Morales, the Bolivian President (yes, one exists) is demanding that Obama give back his Nobel Peace Prize. He claims that the Libya attack is so horrible, our President no longer deserves the prize.

Snorts Morales,

"How is it possible that a Nobel Peace Prize winner leads a gang to attack and invade? This is not a defence of human rights or self-determination."

Whatever, Evo.

Just remember: you run Bolivia - the world's third largest producer of cocaine, supplying Europe and South America.

According to the UN, coca production there went from 23,600 hectares in 2003 to 27,500 hectares in 2006 - which would mean something - if I knew what a hectare is.

(I think it's a ingrown hair).

Anyway, Obama can't give back the Prize because that would imply it's worth something to give back - and we know it's not.

If you remember, the pointlessness of the prize is why Obama got it in the first place. It's the world's most overrated doorstop, given to Barack as symbolic rejection of all that came before him - a bouquet for replacing Bush, and for agreeing that American exceptionalism is hooey.

As an acknowledgment of achievement, a spanking carries more weight.

FYI: Morales won the Gaddafi International Prize for Human Rights in 2006, which is like winning The Idi Amin Prize for Best Stew.

Anyway: Funny how the foreigners who believe Obama deserved that Prize are precisely the kind of people who want it back. They are saps who assumed Obama was a bigger idea than the country he governs.

Which is why they should stick to smuggling bricks of coke. (it comes in bricks, right? I wouldn't know)

and if you disagree with me, you sir are worse than Hitler.


TOPICS: Editorial; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: gregalogue; redeye

1 posted on 03/23/2011 1:24:02 PM PDT by presidio9
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To: presidio9

Meanwhile Hugo Chavez is blaming capitalism for the lack of life on mars.

The left sure picks some real winners.


2 posted on 03/23/2011 1:26:08 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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“Snorts Morales” - at first I thought “His nickname is ‘Snorts’ and he is mad at O-Bong-O?”
3 posted on 03/23/2011 1:33:10 PM PDT by Aevery_Freeman (The less I say, the more I'm right...)
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To: presidio9

Bolivia? For a second I thought this was a FRINGE thread. :)


4 posted on 03/23/2011 1:37:17 PM PDT by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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To: Aevery_Freeman

Admittedly, if you have never witnessed an authentic Gregalogue in its natural state, this style of writing can be a bit obtuse.

5 posted on 03/23/2011 1:37:33 PM PDT by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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To: presidio9

1 hectare=10,000 square meters.


6 posted on 03/23/2011 1:53:57 PM PDT by freebird5850 (Of course Obama loves his country...it's just that Sarah Palin loves mine!)
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Snorts Morales

I think in that part of the world they prefer to chew their coca leaves.

7 posted on 03/23/2011 1:54:18 PM PDT by Calusa (The pump don't work cause the vandals took the handles. Quoth Bob Dylan.)
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Has Vegas put out odds on Daffy vs Dumbama?


8 posted on 03/23/2011 2:06:48 PM PDT by Always Independent
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Snorts Morales, "How is it possible that a Nobel Peace Prize winner leads a gang to attack and invade?

It worked for Yasser Arafat.

9 posted on 03/23/2011 3:13:39 PM PDT by Constitutionalist Conservative (Two blogs for the price of none!)
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To: freebird5850

1 hectare=10,000 square meters.

Does it Freebird? DOES it?

10 posted on 03/23/2011 5:25:31 PM PDT by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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I had to google it and Answers.com gave me this
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_square_meters_are_in_a_hectare


11 posted on 03/24/2011 6:00:18 AM PDT by freebird5850 (Of course Obama loves his country...it's just that Sarah Palin loves mine!)
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evo and barry hussein are fighting? so sad.


12 posted on 03/24/2011 7:05:24 AM PDT by hal ogen (1st amendment or reeducation camp?)
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