[paulycy]

I always suspected squirrels were secret alien observers. Finally photographic proof. Why is the MSM not covering this? Why???

Who do you think tells them what to report and when????

[Puckster]

Secret Squirrel has been sighted at the Secret Squirrel training facility in a secret location, where they take everyday miscreants and train them in the deadly art of conventional weaponry and advanced weaponry. After completion of the secret training at the secret location, they are given their own Secret Squirrel Phone. Unbeknownst to many, they are a highly decorated secret service.