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To: ScottinVA
Perhaps it was a problem that needed to be dealt with?

As the old joke goes: Ole and Sven are sitting on the bench outside Ole's barn, watching his old bird dog, who's lying under a tree, intensely licking his private parts as dogs are wont to do.

Ole: "By yiminy, Sven, I wish I could do that, you know?

Sven: "What's stoppin' ya, Ole....he's your dog, yah??"

Unless they're using my dog, it's not my problem.

25 posted on 03/17/2011 10:10:17 AM PDT by Notary Sojac (When you buy stocks, you're betting on Bernanke)
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To: Notary Sojac; Lazamataz
As the old joke goes: Ole and Sven are sitting on the bench outside Ole's barn, watching his old bird dog, who's lying under a tree, intensely licking his private parts as dogs are wont to do.

Ole: "By yiminy, Sven, I wish I could do that, you know?

Sven: "What's stoppin' ya, Ole....he's your dog, yah??"

You have the joke as wrong as 2 boys in the horizontal position! This is how the joke goes!

As the old joke goes: Bubba and Hank are sitting on the bench outside Bubba's barn, watching his old bird dog, who's lying under a tree, intensely licking his private parts

Bubba says: "Hank, I shore wish I could do that".

Hank says: "What's stoppin' ya, I'll hold him down if you want to go first. "

40 posted on 03/17/2011 2:13:34 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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To: Notary Sojac

I thought that was a Boudreaux and Thiboudeaux joke!


41 posted on 03/17/2011 2:15:40 PM PDT by ichabod1 (Hail Mary Full of Grace, The Lord Is With Thee...)
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