[DCBryan1]

As the old joke goes: Ole and Sven are sitting on the bench outside Ole's barn, watching his old bird dog, who's lying under a tree, intensely licking his private parts as dogs are wont to do.

Ole: "By yiminy, Sven, I wish I could do that, you know?

Sven: "What's stoppin' ya, Ole....he's your dog, yah??"

You have the joke as wrong as 2 boys in the horizontal position! This is how the joke goes!

As the old joke goes: Bubba and Hank are sitting on the bench outside Bubba's barn, watching his old bird dog, who's lying under a tree, intensely licking his private parts

Bubba says: "Hank, I shore wish I could do that".

Hank says: "What's stoppin' ya, I'll hold him down if you want to go first. "

[ichabod1]

Wrong as two boys kissin!

[GladesGuru]

So, Bubba & Hank are pooblik skool teachers?

Who knew?