[golux]

...And could she possibly need TWO transverse thrusters or are those through-hull outlets for the steam rooms, gay baths, and saunas?

Oh well. Loose lips...

[Oldexpat]

Their money for defense is going to pay for all the welfare for multiple muslim wives and their offspring. While Mo drives a Mercedes from house to house and runs an off the books business.

[Kenny Bunk]

The Royal Navy
Ashore it's wine, women, and song.
Once at sea, it's Rum, Bum, and Concertina.

Men, remember that on a well run ship of her majesty's navy, a good bosun's mate and a good quartermaster go hand in hand
However Queens Regulations forbid that on shore.
Is that rust on your hawsepipe, Mr. Golux?
Perhaps we should send a ship's boy 'round, eh wot?

BTW, why are they scrapping this handy vesel? Why can't they mothball it? Only 25 years old?