If you ever find a lie, be sure to let me know.
If you ever get over your fear, be sure to comment on the Merrill thread. You know more about markets then your girlfriend, but that's a really low bar.
It would be interesting twist to see if you and clone 'Mase' could post some kind words about inflation, gold prices, bearish stock indexes, Little Timmy, the Fed whatever you like --- at the exact same time! That would indeed be fascinating, as amazing that you some how believe your on another planet, when it comes to reciprocity. Now isn't that funny LOL!