Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
ORIGINAL VERSION
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
It may be your last
Next year we may all be living in the past
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Pop that champagne cork
Next year we may all be living in New York
No good times like the olden days
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who were dear to us
Will be near to us no more
But at least we all will be together
If the Lord allows
From now on, we’ll have to muddle through somehow
So have yourself a merry little Christmas now.
Good God’s!
My political spoof, ‘04
Have yourself a Kerry little Christmas
Cozy all the way
While the seat of power is so far away
You’ll be just one more lib in the Senate
Thanks to W
You won’t live on Pennsylvania Avenue
Ketchup heiress has lots of dough, lots and lots of
dough to spend
It won’t buy you the White House though, for the voters
know, my friend
Mondale, Gore, and also Mike Dukakis know just how you feel
When you’re seen, you just haven’t any appeal
So have yourself a Kerry Little Christmas, now
beautiful song, and those are my parody lyrics