Skip to comments.New pistol announced by Ruger
Posted on 03/11/2011 7:44:19 AM PST by safetysign
Ruger has just announced that they are
coming out with a new pistol in honor of Obama.
It will be named the Union Worker.
It doesnt work and you cant fire it.
No ejection port.
Union Worker? Oxymoron...............or just moron............
Must be a trend... heard that Glock was doing the same thing. Sounds like a good firearm for the Folk Song Army.
I was sure it only fired a small-but-noisy cork....
---most certainly propelled by compressed hot air...
Then pulled back immediately by a cute little red string...
Today I regret that I don't have photoshop...
(Off to office depot)
Well, at least it’s multi-racial and goes well with party favors.
>>Sounds like a good firearm for the Folk Song Army.<<
For the members of The Folk Song Army:
BTW, Zell Miller was right. The pistol uses spitballs for ammo.
It is specially designed to shoot yourself in the foot.
Ruger “Union Worker” pistol. When you tell it to shoot it asks you “what are the other pistols doing”. If you tell it again it will tell you to “go GLOCK yourself”. After 100 rounds it retires to a soft velvet case.
It also comes with voice capabilities. You tell it anything you want and it replies “Yes, that is a good idea”.
Want to destroy an industry? “Yes, that is a good idea”.
Want to nationalize the oil industry? “Yes that is a good idea”.
Want to dance naked on the White House lawn with some hippies in ponytails? “Yes, that is a good idea”.
“It will be named the Union Worker. It doesnt work and you cant fire it.”
You pull the trigger and the clip ejects.
Obviously shoots blanks...
Registering this gun is no problem. You will only need a copy of your 6th grade spelling test. If you want to buy this gun AND become President, the registration is completely waived.
the magazine will have a centerfold!
Union Workers has become the new lawyers. Remember, what do you call three hundred lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. I think they should bring out a new model called the Union Boss. It costs 10 times as much and complains the Republicans are trying to take its power away.
You used the 2000 Bush semiautomatic for your illustration ... here is a photo of the 2008 Model Wee Wee
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