[djf]

Last time I went to a doctor, (except for the dentist), I had an ear infection.
I knew I had an ear infection, I didn’t just fall of the turnip truck! I needed antibiotics.

Now, I know how to get antibiotics without going to the doctor, so I got that covered.

Last time I went to a doctor was about 1995...

I tend to think 90% of Americans are about 2% away from being total hypochondriacs.

[nascarnation]

“I tend to think 90% of Americans are about 2% away from being total hypochondriacs.”

You would definitely like this book:

http://www.amazon.com/Last-Well-Person-Despite-Health-care/dp/0773527958