ML/NJ
At a building in Manhattan, a guy I knew got tired of waiting for the building electrician to replace a florescent bulb over his cube, so he went to the closet, got one, and replaced it himself.
The electrician comes along later and says to him "What are you doing?! You're talking food out of my kids mouths!"
My friend replies "Your kids are too fat anyway."
He got written up for that remark, but it was worth it.