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The Trouble With Charlie Sheen
The Last Psychiatrist ^

Posted on 03/03/2011 4:09:22 PM PST by ventanax5

You want me to confirm he's bipolar? An addict? A narcissist? You don't need me for any of those things.

You can judge a man by what he says or by what he done, and this is what he's done: taken Scarface levels of drugs and slept with lots of pornstars, gotten rich, kept his hair, and not gotten fat, skinny, or AIDS. Not bad for a Wikipedia page. Mine just says, "horny/scurvy."

And he's held down a job, well, up to now anyway, and produced products that reveal absolutely no hint whatsoever of his personal behaviors. I'll give you a thousand bucks if you can find the scene in Navy Seals that looks like he was doing 7 gram rocks. (Ok, ok, the whole movie looks like...)

Of course, as fun as all that sounds-- and I admit it sounds wicked awesome-- he's also having legal, employment, and diagnostic issues, and if you put your ear up to the TV you can hear America breathing a collective sigh of relief, thank God he's falling apart, because if he wasn't crazy and there's no God then what rationalization could you possibly have for not following his lead? We want our celebrities sexy and wild but the narrative has to include a built in reason why we can't imitate them, something like divorces and cops and rehabs but definitely not genetics, lack of commitment and social retardation. Your life sucks, but at least you have your health. Enjoy your five ounces of wine a day.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: charliesheen; hypocrisy; money
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1 posted on 03/03/2011 4:09:27 PM PST by ventanax5
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To: ventanax5

Why does anyone give a rat’s ass about Charlie Sheen?

Why????


2 posted on 03/03/2011 4:13:08 PM PST by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: ventanax5

In fact he does have a junkie or aids look, sunken eyes, grayish cast to his skin and he is sickly thin.


3 posted on 03/03/2011 4:16:57 PM PST by muddler (Diligentia, Vis and Celeritas)
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To: ventanax5

I do not know why I care, He shot his girlfriend, Kelly Preston. Everyone says he is a nice guy, yet multiple times he has been on record for violence. The Hotel Room in NY, his x wife. A photo of a girlfriend who he hit in the face was on 20/20 the other evening. He is a violent person. He has much money and fame, so it will get worse.


4 posted on 03/03/2011 4:19:01 PM PST by ColdOne (AZamericonnie took my tagline & won't give it back!":))
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I wonder what the betting line is in Vegas, on how long before Charlie kicks the bucket.

I’m guessing he has less than 2 years to live.


5 posted on 03/03/2011 4:23:26 PM PST by airborne (Powerful public unions and fiscal calamity. (Notice how those go hand in hand?))
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To: ventanax5

On Friday, Stamos tweeted, “Contrary to the rumors, I am not replacing Charlie Sheen on ‘Two and a Half Men.’ However, Martin Sheen has asked me to be his son.”


6 posted on 03/03/2011 4:26:29 PM PST by AmusedBystander (An America which elected Obama is not capable of leading the world.)
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To: ventanax5

‘You can judge a man by what he says or by what he done’——————

Well everyone except Barack Hussein Obama.


7 posted on 03/03/2011 4:27:33 PM PST by Freddd
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To: KoRn

>>>Why does anyone give a rat’s ass about Charlie Sheen?

>>>Why????

He’s a nuttier than squirrel turds Darwin Award candidate in the making with his antics. He’s like a bad, fatal car wreck. You don’t want to look, but you just have to.


8 posted on 03/03/2011 4:27:45 PM PST by Keith in Iowa (FR Class of 1998 | TV News is an oxymoron. | MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
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To: airborne

God,Keith Richards is still around and who would ever have

believed that?


9 posted on 03/03/2011 4:30:15 PM PST by Mears
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To: KoRn

It keeps people from talking about 18% unemployment, Trillions of dollars of Obama, Pelosi and Reid spending spree’s, Obama going to war in Libya (where’s code pink and the anti war left, now?), Death panels, frivilous pizza makers and exercise masseusses flying to the white house, vacations every few weeks, Obama’s multitude of ditherings and failures....that’s why everyone’s talking about charlie Sheen...


10 posted on 03/03/2011 4:30:20 PM PST by Freddd
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To: Mears

LOL! Good point!


11 posted on 03/03/2011 4:31:31 PM PST by airborne (Powerful public unions and fiscal calamity. (Notice how those go hand in hand?))
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To: ventanax5

“I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I’ve had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests, EKG’s and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. I don’t have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.

“If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m gonna be really p**sed.”

—Chuck Lorre


12 posted on 03/03/2011 4:32:39 PM PST by RichInOC (...winning, anyone?)
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To: ColdOne

He’s also had several women take out orders of protection after he beat them up.

I don’t think the porn actress that he locked in the closet bothered.


13 posted on 03/03/2011 4:37:33 PM PST by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: ventanax5
"The Trouble With Charlie Sheen..."

...is that he's breathing.

14 posted on 03/03/2011 4:38:32 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: ventanax5

whats wrong is he found that silver spoon he was raised with also fits his nose


15 posted on 03/03/2011 4:40:19 PM PST by SF_Redux (Sarah stands for accountablility and personal responsiblity, democrats can't live with that)
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To: KoRn
Why does anyone give a rat’s ass about Charlie Sheen?

The same reason people watch NASCAR - for the wrecks.

16 posted on 03/03/2011 4:42:28 PM PST by NY.SS-Bar9 (Life is hardly more than a fraction of a second. Such a little time to prepare oneself for eternity!)
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To: airborne
I wonder what the betting line is in Vegas, on how long before Charlie kicks the bucket. I’m guessing he has less than 2 years to live. I bet it will be epic.
17 posted on 03/03/2011 4:43:30 PM PST by ColdOne (AZamericonnie took my tagline & won't give it back!":))
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To: KoRn

I guess it’s because this nonsense sells.


18 posted on 03/03/2011 5:03:31 PM PST by Gator113 (I'll be voting for Sarah Palin, Liberty, our Constitution and American Exceptionalism.)
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To: KoRn

I guess it’s because this nonsense sells.


19 posted on 03/03/2011 5:08:12 PM PST by Gator113 (I'll be voting for Sarah Palin, Liberty, our Constitution and American Exceptionalism.)
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To: ventanax5

If Charlie Sheen is doing a bunch of cocaine, then it is likely that he is also drinking heavily, & chain smoking.

He’s not 20 something anymore. At 46, it WILL catch up with him.


20 posted on 03/03/2011 5:28:00 PM PST by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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