“replace Meredith Koop with a competent fashion consultant.”
I recommend “Omar the Tent Maker” as her new wardrobe consultant. He may have enough sail cloth the cover her massive rump.
She reminds me of the old “Far Side” cartoon where the fat woman has a Chihuahua stuck in her crack as she nails up a reward notice for a missing dog.
Actually, someone here photoshopped that very thing into the pic at post 13 a while back. Maybe someone here can post that?