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She reminds me of the old “Far Side” cartoon where the fat woman has a Chihuahua stuck in her crack as she nails up a reward notice for a missing dog.

Actually, someone here photoshopped that very thing into the pic at post 13 a while back. Maybe someone here can post that?

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Perhaps the “Alien” emerging from her generous rump would be more appropriate than a precious pooch. An alien re-constituted from fat drenched short ribs and arugula.