It surprises me to hear that someone is helping Michelle Obama choose what to wear. Perhaps the solution is simple: replace Meredith Koop with a competent fashion consultant.
Michelle should certainly lose weight, especially if she is going to be our national dietary advisor/scold, but she is basically not a bad looking woman. Her relentlessly inappropriate clothes are the problem.
“replace Meredith Koop with a competent fashion consultant.”
I recommend “Omar the Tent Maker” as her new wardrobe consultant. He may have enough sail cloth the cover her massive rump.
She reminds me of the old “Far Side” cartoon where the fat woman has a Chihuahua stuck in her crack as she nails up a reward notice for a missing dog.