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Hoo boy! They just called back and said my triglycerides were kinda high.

They want a follow up. I made an appointment and then realized I had coconut cream pie left over from the cotton gin for breakfast that day!

Gee! I wonder why the elevated levels? I ate a sugar bomb for breakfast LoL

Thank you all again for your prayers.
I eat a piece of pie like that a couple times of year.
Somehow I don’t think they are onto something.
All I need is a hot female chiropractor to twist me into exiting new shapes.

Yeah.. that’s the ticket!


299 posted on 03/16/2011 2:10:43 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: mylife
All I need is a hot female chiropractor to twist me into exiting new shapes.

I hear that costs extra.

301 posted on 03/16/2011 2:14:14 PM PDT by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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To: mylife
...coconut cream pie...
Pie has its price. {;^)

Glad to hear it's not anything bad.

304 posted on 03/16/2011 2:24:35 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: mylife
"Gee! I wonder why the elevated levels?"

Years ago during a check up, they wanted to test my resting heart rate and the gal put her hand on my neck to get my pulse while I was sitting.

*Your rate is not slowing down, it's increasing!

Well, what do you expect when a pretty gal, in a tight outfit stands in front of me and puts her hand on my neck?

315 posted on 03/16/2011 2:54:27 PM PDT by Deaf Smith
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To: mylife
Dang, it's about time you got back to us. You just live keepin’ us in suspense, don't ya, heheh.

Now, about your comment:
“All I need is a hot female chiropractor to twist me into exiting new shapes.”

I want the name and phone # for that chiropractor. I think I've developed the same symptoms, LOL.

;^D

339 posted on 03/16/2011 7:29:51 PM PDT by RebelTex (Freedom!! It's not just another word.)
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