I’ll look around for a cheesehead today and if I see one I’ll bag and tag him and prepare to ship him back FedEx ~ that way he’ll be there by Monday morning
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Well, my rates are quite higher than FEDEX or UPS but prepare him and I will give you Overnight/Guaranteed Delivery in an unmarked vehicle.
I do demand you sedate him/her though as I don’t believe I will be able to withstand hearing him/her cry and blubber etc for the entire trip.
Will try to re-indoctrinate him/her though with plenty of good ole’ Conservative talk radio.
Should screw him up good whether it converts him or not.
We were going to IKEA and he turned off ahead of us and went on the same route, including turning at IKEA but he went on into Potomac Mills.
Here's why things were suspicious ~ HE HAD NO PARKING STICKERS on his Audi. That's highly irregular. All those guys have a company paid parking space somewhere ~ so he removed the stickers to HIDE who he was.
His plate had an innocuous number starting with 860~ probably taken from his second or third cars since a low number would indicate that he had earlier been an important Democrat.
He sensed we were following him ~ as if he expected someone somewhere would figure out he was a runaway legislator!
So, there you have it ~ a Cheesehead running loose in Northern Virginia showing every sign of being a Democrat politician on the lam.
Since he's checking the internet for news he'll pick this up on Google ~ "We know you're here. You are being watched closely. Best you depart immediately for Wisconsin if you know what's good for you"!
There ~ that takes care of that.