Odds are good that he's staying at a Virginia hotel/motel ~ probably in Springfield.
I'll look around for a cheesehead today and if I see one I'll bag and tag him and prepare to ship him back FedEx ~ that way he'll be there by Monday morning.
I’ll look around for a cheesehead today and if I see one I’ll bag and tag him and prepare to ship him back FedEx ~ that way he’ll be there by Monday morning
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Well, my rates are quite higher than FEDEX or UPS but prepare him and I will give you Overnight/Guaranteed Delivery in an unmarked vehicle.
I do demand you sedate him/her though as I don’t believe I will be able to withstand hearing him/her cry and blubber etc for the entire trip.
Will try to re-indoctrinate him/her though with plenty of good ole’ Conservative talk radio.