Because CertiTroofer is just too darned long to type. And, no, I personally do not consider any Birther who has signed up since 2008 to be a “FRiend”. They are mainly Leftist trolls with an agenda to push (and it ain’t the advancement of conservatism). Those who have been here longer may be misguided, but irresponsible in their pursuit of a ridiculous conspiracy theory, but as it goes further along and more of this nonsense is laid to rest, you really have to wonder.
And who are you referring to in particular, or are you just a FRiend of BOR and Karl Rove. So just one more time how do you define a "Birther" ???
As said before you are able to pat your own back with your feet also!!!