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Just damn.
1 posted on 02/14/2011 2:27:02 PM PST by library user
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I thought about posting this earlier.

It’s not funny that her dogs ate her and dragged her head all around the house.

It’s not funny I say.


2 posted on 02/14/2011 2:28:54 PM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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Headline writing is a lost art form.
3 posted on 02/14/2011 2:29:25 PM PST by mad_as_he$$ ( "Hokahey, today is a good day to die!" Crazy Horse, Lakota Sioux)
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Clueless Police find Headless Woman in Victimless Death
4 posted on 02/14/2011 2:29:50 PM PST by jobim
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Sorry this happened, but not sorry it didn’t happen in Alabama.


5 posted on 02/14/2011 2:32:21 PM PST by Crawdad
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Sounds a bit like that guy who crossed Bill Clinton in Arkansas and committed suicide by shooting himself twice in the back of the head. We know it was suicide because Clinton’s very own pathologist said so, after carefully examining the body.


7 posted on 02/14/2011 2:34:47 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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8 posted on 02/14/2011 2:36:16 PM PST by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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I can just see the journalist smirking and giggling as he came up with the headline on that one.


10 posted on 02/14/2011 2:36:43 PM PST by Liberty1970 (Thanking God for many blessings :-))
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Saw Zero say that the deficit is under control and laughed her head off.


11 posted on 02/14/2011 2:37:55 PM PST by JPG (Work for conservative change like your country depended on it.)
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She hadn’t been seen since Christmas Day. That’s almost 2 months ago. I’m guessing she didn’t work and had no family. Neighbors must have noticed the smell?


12 posted on 02/14/2011 2:39:22 PM PST by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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I’ll stick with my two katz. They eat less!


15 posted on 02/14/2011 2:39:35 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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Your pets love you, but when you die, you are just meat


17 posted on 02/14/2011 2:50:29 PM PST by GeronL (http://www.stink-eye.net/forum/index.php for FR backup site!)
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Dogs gotta eat. That's too bad that there was no one to check on her but 55 isn't an age you would think that someone would have to.
18 posted on 02/14/2011 2:53:36 PM PST by ladyvet ( I would rather have Incitatus then the asses that are in congress today.)
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Oh the fun one could have snarking that headline.


24 posted on 02/14/2011 4:14:14 PM PST by lastchance (Hug your babies.)
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If something like this happened to me I would want my dogs to eat me rather than have them starve to death. Why would I care since I’m already dead.


29 posted on 02/14/2011 4:43:22 PM PST by beandog
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Young intern filling out the paperwork at the coroner's office:
"So the woman's head was separated from her body?"

[pathologist] "yes"

"and she died?"

"Naturally"

[intern, speaking to self as she checked the box] "type of death, natural."


34 posted on 02/14/2011 5:56:01 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Palin 2012: don't retreat, just restock [chg'd to comply w/ The Civility in Discourse Act of 2011])
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