So this "low-speed" collision coupled with "acute alcohol intoxication" caused this "accident"???? To me, that explains NOTHING! I wonder if investigators will re-create the accident to be sure it wasn't a vehicle defect?
I don’t think BMW has anything to worry about. It wasn’t the vehicle (apparently so well designed it can go forward in reverse and twist itself into odd angles and makes flat driveways “incline.”)
So, it took them 30 days to decide she was sloshed and that BMWs go forward while in reverse. And then the slight forward roll into the workbench broke through the headlight and the grill and the radiator causing it to explode. Well, we are talking about those evil SUVs so I suppose that the door locks also conspired to remain locked from the inside or did the SUV conspire with her breakfast foods? Ah ha, now I get it! Moochelle will now ban breakfast and Hussein will ban gas guzzling SUVs and can start his takeover of BMW. There, three birds with one stone.