So, it took them 30 days to decide she was sloshed and that BMWs go forward while in reverse. And then the slight forward roll into the workbench broke through the headlight and the grill and the radiator causing it to explode. Well, we are talking about those evil SUVs so I suppose that the door locks also conspired to remain locked from the inside or did the SUV conspire with her breakfast foods? Ah ha, now I get it! Moochelle will now ban breakfast and Hussein will ban gas guzzling SUVs and can start his takeover of BMW. There, three birds with one stone.
That makes as much sense as anything else I’ve read. sigh. We need Columbo on this case.