[VRWCmember]

Now why would a person with a firearms dealer's license not have an inventory of weapons? That's like being concerned that a cheese store has cheese in it..............

Do you have ANY cheese in this chees shop?

[zeugma]

  Customer: (deliberately) Have you in fact got any cheese here at all.

Owner: Yes, sir.

Customer: Really?

(pause)

Owner: No. Not really, sir.

Customer: You haven't.

Owner: Nosir. Not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.

Customer: Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.

Owner: Right-Oh, sir.

(The customer takes out a gun and shoots the owner)

Customer: What a *senseless* waste of human life.