Posted on 02/10/2011 8:16:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hello.
“Eat the rich!!”
Is this Rita X??
Norma didn’t vote for 0bama?
My Arse...
hey there!! Aiwa to you too — your first mandatory Arabic lesson
And if she’s so poor how can she afford cable to watch CNN?
Yup, I bet Norma voted for the bro.
You can get a root canal there for $2.
Somebody didn’t get her rent paid or her gas tank filled...there’s one born every minute, Norma. Your wonder boy got your vote and left you in the ditch...
true but for dos dollars they pull the roots from your butt
I -n Sha’allah
B -uchera
M -aleesh
all you need to know
Yeah, and that's why we're broke! Yuk!
U.S. State Dept Now Tweeting in Arabic
I went to school in Alex in 74. Our school cleaning lady made 9LE a month, and was paid more than if she would be working for an Egyptian home
Man, my dad just called to tell me he bought the Life Magazine 100 year tribute to President Reagan for me and he was describing some of the pictures and I don’t know who was crying more...he or I. The one he described of Nancy broke my heart, and I hate the witch.
How long did you stay in Egypt?
I had a professor who was in the State Department in the ‘80’s. Actually, the only class I ever dropped in college and law school was hers. A raving lunatic. Not sure I want the State Dept. tweeting, much less knowing the language of our enemies.
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