[Vigilanteman]

Have you ever seen the Grand Tetons? I was born in Wyoming just south of the Grand Tetons. They got the name because they are shaped exactly like grand tetons.

As for Negro Mountain and Polish Mountain, they are both visible along I-68, in the Maryland panhandle, the civilized part of the state which consistently votes Republican. We would offer to adopt them into our Commonwealth and give Maryland Philadelphia in exchange. Then we would change the names to Negro Hill and Polish Hill, because that's what they would be compared to real mountains up here north of the Mason-Dixon line.

[FroggyTheGremlim]

It’s also called Negro Mountain in Pennsylvania.

Mt. Davis is the highest point in Pennsylvania at 3213 feet. It is part of Negro Mountain.

Yeah, I know, 3213 is not really a “mountain,” but it’s the best we got here in Pa.

[the OlLine Rebel]

“are both visible along I-68”

Actually, you drive right through Polish Mtn on 68.