[RegulatorCountry]

Just wait’ll the feminazis figure out what the Grand Tetons means. They’ll either have a conniption or move there en masse.

[Vigilanteman]

Have you ever seen the Grand Tetons? I was born in Wyoming just south of the Grand Tetons. They got the name because they are shaped exactly like grand tetons.

As for Negro Mountain and Polish Mountain, they are both visible along I-68, in the Maryland panhandle, the civilized part of the state which consistently votes Republican. We would offer to adopt them into our Commonwealth and give Maryland Philadelphia in exchange. Then we would change the names to Negro Hill and Polish Hill, because that's what they would be compared to real mountains up here north of the Mason-Dixon line.