I’d hate to be the maid changing the sheets.
The Good Ship Lollipop.
It’s like a floating insane asylum.
Maybe they should cruse over to the Egypt and help the muslim brotherhood out. I hear they have their hands full and could use some extra lefty’s.
So Do I!!!
Fun on the poop deck.
I wonder how many bloggers are going?
The cruise ship industry is hurting and gays have a whole bunch of disposable income.
However, I can think on no more of a nightmarish vacation than going on a cruise.
Crabs, STD Warts, HIV, Hepatitis...that ship is big rolling septic take.
“We’re stern heavy. What’s the problem?” Rear Admiral Steubing
“Everyone’s in the rear, sir.” The Cabin Boy
The gay chosing people of the country do their best to make sure their “cause” is always supported. They will use this to show they are not choosing but are normal. they will hold this out as a “small number of a large percentage” of the population that they claim (falsely) is gay. They will demand and demand and demand and we, like idiots lay down and give and give and give. I blame us all for not doing enough on every front against this wave of hatred for normal, despising the nuclear family, and resentment of morality.
“Captain, the men haven’t eaten in days.”
“Yes.”
“Captain, the men haven’t eaten in DAYS.”
“Yes!”
“Captain, do you understand, the MEN haven’t EATEN in DAYS!”
“Well, FORCE THEM! You’ve got plenty of men, haven’t you?”
“Yes, sir.”
“You have plenty of what?”
“Men, sir.”
“WHAT!”
“MEN, SIR!”
“WHAT!!!”
“MEN!”
“MEN!”
“MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN!”
Men men men men
Men men men men
It’s great to be on a ship with men and sail across the sea!
Oh, we don’t know where we’ll land or when, it’s great to be with men!
It’s great to be with men!
‘Cause men can sweat and men can stink and no one seems to care oh!
THROW the dishes in the sink and clog the drain with hair-o!
(Clog the drain with hair-o!)
Men men men, it’s a ship all filled with men!
So batten down the ladies room theres no one here but men!
Men men men, men men men men!
There’s men above there’s men below there’s men down in the galley,
There’s Butch! and Buzz! and Spike! and Biff! and one guy we call
Sally.
(And one guy we call Sally.)
Men men men, it’s a ship all filled with men,
You’ll never have to lift the seat there’s no one here but men!
Men men men, men men men men.
We’re men and friends until the end and none of us are sissies,
At night we sleep in separate beds and blow each other kissies!
(And blow each other kissies!)
Men men men, it’s a ship all filled with men!
So throw your rubbers overboard there’s no one here but men!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!—
They should call the ship Sodom of the Seas.
Instead of “Gopher”, would the lovable little goofy purser be called “Gerbil”?
Another new meaning for the term “Q-Ship.”
This could be a first time an Islamic Terrorist group could win points with the world.
The Everglades? Hmmmm ....
how many of those are minors?