An Answer for Bill (AlGore's blog says that global warming explains the record cold and record snow)

Al's Journal -- the Journal of Al Gore ^ | 2/1/2011 | Al Gore himself

[tom h]

Last week on his show Bill O’Reilly asked, “Why has southern New York turned into the tundra?” and then said he had a call into me. I appreciate the question.

As it turns out, the scientific community has been addressing this particular question for some time now and they say that increased heavy snowfalls are completely consistent with what they have been predicting as a consequence of man-made global warming:

“In fact, scientists have been warning for at least two decades that global warming could make snowstorms more severe. Snow has two simple ingredients: cold and moisture. Warmer air collects moisture like a sponge until it hits a patch of cold air. When temperatures dip below freezing, a lot of moisture creates a lot of snow.”

“A rise in global temperature can create all sorts of havoc, ranging from hotter dry spells to colder winters, along with increasingly violent storms, flooding, forest fires and loss of endangered species.”

[tom h]

I am constantly reminded of that Fox New comedy show with a brief reign, the Half Hour News Hour, that did a spoof on this inclination to blame everything on global warming. It's still up on Youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1t8toPJNyE&feature=related

[Dick Bachert]

Global Warming guru Algore – wearing his ever present Nobel medal – is seen here en-route to an important “scientific” conference in Nassau hosted by the UN/IPCC where he was to be the keynote speaker.

Topics on the agenda were to have included “Finding a Good Bail Bondsman,” “Not ALL Criminal Lawyers Are Sharks,” “Changing Careers for Dummies,” “You Want Fries With That?,” “How To Encrypt Emails,” “The Best Prison Jobs,” “Getting Along With Your Cellmate” and “Getting Used to Sleeping On Your Back.”

A sudden – and unfortunate – blast of what the “scientist” in charge of the conference termed “global warming” caused the meeting to be rescheduled until Algore can be thawed some time next Spring – assuming there will BE one.

Our reporter has learned that the influential conservative web site Free Republic has launched a contribution drive to rent a freezer locker in which to keep Gore for the 10 to 15 years estimated it will take for the so-called “mainstream media” to begin covering the Climategate story.

[samtheman]

Great artwork. It captures the moron and his moron smile perfectly.

[screaminsunshine]

Maybe some Thorazine would help him. He needs intervention and treatment.

[FormerLib]

Bill asks about the cold, algore answers about the snow. Perfect.

[crz]

Somebody has to capture this freak and put him back in the loony bin where he escaped from.

They used to tar and feather flim flam artists.

[The Great RJ]

"...scientists have been warning for at least two decades that global warming could make snowstorms more severe...

OK Al show us the references for these warnings. Gore is blowing smoke out his rectum on this one. His film and frequent pronouncements assured us that the "earth has a fever", global temperatures were going to rise, polar ice caps were melting causing higher sea levels and there was no mention that any of these would be manifested as record snow storms and cold.

[mdittmar]

I'm reminded of an old quote.

A bit of advice for al gore.

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”

[ReverendJames]

NoNoNoNo. We need idiots like him to show what the Liberal Left is all about. The man is a buffoon, we need the comedy relief.

[carcraft]

I loved that British climate “Scientists” said snow would be rare in England and Europe..Yep, the ability to formulate a hypothesis and use it predict events is exactly what we have here..NOT LOL

[Little Pharma]

“I loved that British climate “Scientists” said snow would be rare in England and Europe..”
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Completely missed this, do you have a citation (or link)?

[Emperor Palpatine]

[steelyourfaith]

 

Beam me to Planet Gore !

[MaryFromMichigan]

Global warming article from March 20, 2000...

Snowfalls Are Now Just A Thing Of The Past

"Children just aren't going to know what snow is," he said.
...
David Parker, at the Hadley Centre for Climate Prediction and Research in Berkshire, says ultimately, British children could have only virtual experience of snow. Via the internet, they might wonder at polar scenes - or eventually "feel" virtual cold.

History will point and laugh at these fools!

[MarineBrat]

[MaryFromMichigan]

By coincidence, post 14!

[MsLady]

Can these people be any more gullible or stupid without being diagnosed as brain dead? Or are they just pathological liars?

[Ladysmith]

I’m asking for the same thing on a different. Let’s see those original predictions.

[Little Pharma]

Thanks. Will get much use of this one.

[olezip]

As it turns out, the scientific community has been addressing this particular question for some time now and they say that increased heavy snowfalls are completely consistent with what they have been predicting as a consequence of man-made global warming:

Increased heavy snowfalls are consistent with global cooling. Increased heating is also consistent with global cooling as well.