“Man, she really put a burr in his saddle.”
Nah ... he rides side saddle and only in Greenwich Village bars. She could never get near him.
You made me bust out laughing with your post. As a NYer I will update your reference: the gays have all moved up to a place in NYC named Chelsea. After the AIDS crisis, the area went back to being a quiet, artsy neighborhood. But Chris still rides side saddle.