I know for a fact this guy didn’t call for a boycott of SNL’s advertisers after the opening Hu skit several months ago.
But, pointing out hypocrisy to a leftist is like spraying water on a duck.
Hey, Yee! How did you name your kids? Did your silverware drawer spill?
That was a Tom Smothers joke, BTW. Complete with sound effects.
“Hey, Yee! How did you name your kids? Did your silverware drawer spill?”
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy.
“Congratulations,” says the nurse to the new parents.
“What will you name the baby?”
The puzzled father looks at his new child and says:
“We will name him “Sam Ting Wong.”
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“What do you call a drive by shooting where a Chinese guy gets shot?
CAPPUCINO (CAP-A-CHINO)”
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There was this Spanish guy, this Chinese guy and this Russian guy all working for the same construction company.
At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, “You’re in charge of the cement.”
Then he said to the Russian guy, “You’re in charge of the dirt.”
Then he said to the Chinese guy, “You’re in charge of the supplies.”
Then he said, “I’m gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you’re fired.”
So they all go off to go get their work done.
At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work.
He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, “Good work,” to the Spanish guy.
Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, “Good work,” to the Russian guy.
Then he couldn’t find the Korean guy so he asks, “Where the heck is the Chinese guy??”
All of a sudden, the Chinese guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, “ SUPPLIES!”
;^D