LOL. Did all of this happen in Kenny Bunk Port?
Very little actually happens in Kennebunkport*. I was fishing off my southern homeport, Ozona, FL. A lot happens in Ozona, where the Sheriff is no stranger.
*I take that back. Back in early '93, Mr. Gooch threw a Mr. George HW Bush out of his hardware store for dogging it in the election, after Mr. Gooch had given the campaign $25. In an unrelated retail-based incident, in 2002 Weinstein's had a power failure over the weekend and 25 lbs. of shrimp went bad. These recurring tragedies are so frequent that I am forced to rest in a warmer winter climate. I now fully understand why our POTUS must take a week off every few days.