Posted on 01/12/2011 2:11:27 PM PST by Syncro
LIBERALS SEEK BAN ON METAPHORS IN WAKE OF ARIZONA SHOOTING
January 12, 2011
After the monstrous shooting in Arizona last week, surely we can all agree that we've got to pass Obama's agenda immediately and stop using metaphors.
At least I think that's what the mainstream media are trying to tell me.
Liberals instantly leapt on the sickening massacre at a Tucson political event over the weekend to accuse tea partiers, Sarah Palin and all conservatives who talk out loud of being complicit in murder by inspiring the shooter, Jared Loughner.
Of course, to make their case, they first must demonstrate:
(a) Right-wingers have called for violence against anyone, especially conservative, pro-Second Amendment Democratic congresswomen;
(b) Loughner was listening to them; and
(c) Loughner was influenced by them.
They've proved none of this. In fact, it's nearly the opposite.
Needless to say, no conservative has called for violence against anyone. Nor has any conservative engaged in any "rhetoric" that was likely to lead to violence. Every putative example of "violent rhetoric" these squeamish liberals produce keeps being matched by an identical example from the Democrats.
Sarah Palin, for example, had a chart of congressional districts being targeted by Republicans. So did the Democratic Leadership Committee. Indeed, Democratic consultant Bob Beckel went on Fox News and said he invented the bull's-eye maps.
Similarly, every time liberals produce an example of military lingo from a Republican -- "we're going to target this district" -- Republicans produce five more from the Democrats.
President "whose asses to kick" Obama predicted "hand-to-hand combat" with his political opponents and has made such remarks as "if they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun" -- making Obama the first American president to advocate gun fights since Andrew Jackson.
These are figures of speech known as "metaphors." (Do liberals know where we got the word "campaign"?)
It's not that both sides did something wrong; neither side did anything wrong. The drama queens need to settle down.
The winner of the most cretinous statement of 2011 -- and the list is now closed, so please hold your submissions -- is MSNBC's Chris Matthews, who on Monday night recalled Palin's statement, "We're not retreating, we're reloading," and said, I quote, "THAT'S not a metaphor."
Really, Chris? If that's not a metaphor, who did she shoot?
Read more at AnnCoulter.Com
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Fantastic article! One of her best. The observation that this is a "ban on metaphors" could only have been written by a writer.
My favorite constitutional attorney. Great sense of humor.
Ann will definitely catch some flak for this one. Oh, wait. I shouldn’t use the word “flak.” My most sincere apologies to Chris Matthews.
I’ve been eagerly awaiting Coulter’s column on this. I knew she’d take no prisoners. (Er, is that a metaphor or not?).
ROFL!
he had MSNBC recorded every night, from 5PM to 11PM.
Ed Schultz, Keith Olberdork, Rachel Madcow, who else?
I don’t watch MSNBC, or any other NBC network, or buy any GE product either (both personally and professionally).
Ed Schultz and Chris Matthews.
Schultz is a potty mouth hater of the first order
Matthews went on and on about how Palin had the wounded Congressperson in her gun sites.
The reason I know he went on and on is I watched for a few minutes than came back 15 minutes later and he was still on the same rant.
Ann has done it again.Superb and straight for the throat...oooppps methaphor.LOL
I wouldn't have mentioned Loughner's far-left world view immediately after a tragedy like this, but now that liberals have opened the door by blaming Loughner's politics, they better brace themselves.She shoots! She scores!And when I say "brace themselves," I don't mean they need to actually strap themselves into a brace. That's a metaphor, Chris.
Hey! Wait a minute! Are we going to ban incendiary speech in sports now too?
Let me know if you'd like to be added to the Ann Coulter ping list.
Bravo Ann!
Great pictures, thanks!
Chris Matthews wets his pants nightly on MSNBC - that is when his leg isn’t tingling or his spittle is flying. The guy has become a cartoon.
Yes, Newspeak is good. Oldspeak is double-plus ungood and leads to thoughtcrime.
*applause*
You, sir, win the thread.
Puns kill, especially bad ones.
That’s Ann, targeting and killing rats.
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