You know that both those birth certificates have been exposed as forgeries, right?
The first one is a photoshopped copy of an Australian's birth certificate:
The second one was obviously fake because Mombasa was not part of the "British Protectorate of Kenya" in 1961. Also, neither the British nor their colonies used the "Month/Day/Year" format the second birth certificate uses.
You guys are going to have come up with some new material.
