I know this sounds extreme to some, but a better solution is just not to pay to have sewage piped into your home. I don’t miss it a bit.
Actually there is still some good programing out there on a few satellite system accessible networks. Plus it's the only entertainment my wife can enjoy as many of her days are confined to the house and bed. There are a bunch of radio stations to listen too. I do have a considerable number of others blocked though for faster scrolling. I do the same with the internet I pick what things I want too see. Also I live on a high ridge on the back side away from the nearest free on the air towers and can not get the local stations except via satellite.